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There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us,
for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?
I wonder what he wants?
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way, and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried, what has happened to more...

Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one more...

Q: Why do gypsies walk funny?
A: Cause they've got crystal balls!

Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit. Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth. Man who gets kicked in balls, left holding the bag. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. Passionate kiss like spider web. .. lead to undoing of fly. Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. Virginity like balloon. .. one prick, all gone. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew. Baseball all wrong. .. man with four balls no can walk. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. Woman who fly upside down, have crack up. Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with more...

You must be surprised that I’m writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year!
Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I’m not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street.
There was virtually nothing I wouldn’t do for humanity!
WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU’VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME more...

Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. He who farts in church, sits in own pew. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand

A lady buys a ranch comes . She doesnt know what to name the puppy so she decides to take a walk and see if she can think of a name. She walks into town and hears a man calling "THis guy has a hairy butt, this guy has a hairy butt." so the lady decides to name her ranch Hairy Butt. The lady then buys a puppy from a travelling passerbyer. The lady doesnt know what to name the animal so she decides to take a walk and find a name. She is walking along when she hears a bridge going CRACK! CRACK! The lady decides to name her puppy Crack. The next day the puppy is missing. The lady goes into town to find her puppy. She comes to a policeman and says "I looked all over my Hairy Butt but I cant find my Crack.