Wandering Jokes

A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises
decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it's dark here!"
You can imagine that there's a man with a woman in that room...
The man asks, "What do you want? Here's a buck, leave us alone."
A bit latter, the boy goes back again, opens the door, and says:
"Wow, it's dark here!" "Not you again! Here, take this and
go buy yourself something." And the boy goes out with 2 bucks.
The following morning, the boy feels some remorse, and tells what happened
to his mother. She says: "That's wrong. You should go to the church,
and confess yourself."
So there he goes. Entering the booth, he says: "Wow, it's dark here!".
To which the priest says: "Are you following me around?"

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but. .. why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son."

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small
house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man
with a
long gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but one condition. If you so much
as lay
a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese
tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
well,
and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
beautiful and
had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as
she
couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old
man's
warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room
for a
night of passion. more...

Three guys die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says to them "whatever you do, don't step on a pink cloud". The first guy goes off wandering. when he comes back, he's accompanied by one of the ugliest women you've ever seen. "What happened to you?" asked the other two. "I stepped on a pink cloud" he replied. The second guy goes off wandering and comes back with an even uglier girl. "what happened to you" they asked. "I stepped on a pink cloud." The last guy goes off wandering and comes back with the most beautiful woman any of them have ever seen. "What happened" they asked. the woman responded "I stepped on a pink cloud".

Chinese Torture A young man is wandering and lost in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I`m lost," said the young man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old, and entered the house. During dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn`t keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man`s warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night, he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet, so the old man wouldn`t hear. more...