"A young man is wandering, lost, in..." joke

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small
house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man
with a
long gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but one condition. If you so much
as lay
a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese
tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
well,
and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
beautiful and
had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as
she
couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old
man's
warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room
for a
night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old
man
wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but
happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a
large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old
man
can do then I don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
boulder
out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting
close
to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration
he
jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards
the
ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read:
"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."