Washes Jokes

Q: What does Hilary Clinton do every morning after she washes and shaves her pussy?
A: Puts a tie on him and sends him to work.

A guy and a girl meet in a bar... They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place... A few drinks later the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands... He then takes off his pants and washes his hands...
So the girl looks at him and says "You must be a dentist!". .. Surprised, the guy says "Yes, how did you figure that out?"... the girl says "Easy, you keep washing your hands"...
One thing led to another and they make love... After they were done, the girl says "You must be a GREAT dentist!"... Very surprised, the guy says "Yes, I sure am a great dentist... How did you figure that out???"...
The girl says "Easy... I didn't feel a thing".

So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St. Peter. He says, "Next!"He asks the first nun, "Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask this: Have you ever come in contact with a penis?"The first nun says, embarrased, "Well, I was a nurse for a while, Mr. Peter, so, yes, I had to touch a few penises in my time..."St. Peter says, "No problem! Just wash your hands out in that there fountain of holy water, and go right in!" So the nun washes her hands, and the gates spring open, the music plays, and the first nun walks right in.Then St. Peter asks the second nun, "Have you ever come in contact with a penis?"The second nun says, embarrassed, "Well, once I was trying to convert some people, and I wandered into a movie theater by accident. There was a penis on the screen...""Not to worry!" laughs St. Peter. "Just wash your eyes out in the fountain of holy water over more...

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"

A man picks up a girl at a party. They proceed to her place and things start to heat up...
He takes his shirt off and then washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes hands again.
After watching this for a few minutes, the girl says, "I bet you're a dentist."
Surprised he replies, "That's correct. How did you know?"
"You keep washing your hands, so I figure you're used to it..."
They go on and have sex and then afterward she says, "You know what? I'm willing to bet you're a very good dentist."
"Oh? How can you tell?" he asks.
"Well, I didn't feel a thing..."