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If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?

What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

A guy and a girl meet in a bar... They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place... A few drinks later the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands... He then takes off his pants and washes his hands...
So the girl looks at him and says "You must be a dentist!". .. Surprised, the guy says "Yes, how did you figure that out?"... the girl says "Easy, you keep washing your hands"...
One thing led to another and they make love... After they were done, the girl says "You must be a GREAT dentist!"... Very surprised, the guy says "Yes, I sure am a great dentist... How did you figure that out???"...
The girl says "Easy... I didn't feel a thing".

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."
"Very well," he said. "First, I will ask you a question. If two men climb
up a chimney and one comes out dirty, and one comes out clean,
which one washes himself?"
"The dirty one," answers the man.
"No. They look at each other and the dirty man thinks he is clean
and the clean man thinks he is dirty, therefore, the clean man washes
himself. Now, another question. If two men climb up a chimney and one
comes out dirty, and one comes out clean, which one washes himself?"
The man smiles and says, "You just told me, Rabbi. The man who is clean
washes himself because he thinks he is dirty."
"No," says the Rabbi. "If they each look at themselves, the clean man knows
he doesn't have to wash himself, so the dirty man washes himself.
Now, one more question. If two men climb up a chimney and one more...

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his
hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist!"
The guy, surprised, asks, "Yes... how did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy; you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love. After they are done,
the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Yes, I sure am a great
dentist. How did you figure that one out?"
The girl says, "Easy; I didn't feel a thing!"

A guy and a girl met at a bar.
They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands.
He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
So the girl looks at him and says, 'You must be a dentist!'.
The guy all surprised says, 'Yes, how did you figure that out ?'.
The girl says, 'Easy, you keep washing your hands'.
One thing led to another.
They make love.
After they were done, the girl says, 'You must be a GREAT dentist!'.
The guy was very very surprised, he says, 'Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out??'
The girl says, 'Easy, I didn't feel a thing!'