Washington DC Jokes / Recent Jokes

....in producing illiterate graduates.

Despite spending more than twice the national average per pupil, Washington DC's illiteracy rate is 33% versus 21% for the nation.

$11,269 per student really isn't much, says an administrator, it barely pays for the Ninth Graders' bitches.

A recent study claims that New Orleans is the city with the most well endowed men, with D.C. coming in second. It weird because I thought Washington had the biggest dicks.

Same sex marriages are now legal in Washington, DC. Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi have announced a June wedding.

Laura Bush has demanded that Myanmar release imprisoned activist Aung San Suu Kyi.
"And if you refuse," threatened the First Lady, "I will visit a kindergarten in Washington D.C. and pretend to teach a black child to read."

Refreshing that there will be something to shovel in Washington besides manure.