Washington Nationals Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Washington Nationals are set to fire legendary manager Frank Robinson after three consecutive last place finishes, since they could totally finish in last place without him.

Barack Obama has declined an invitation to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Washington Nationals' home opener, because he didn't want to show up their pitching staff.

Majestic Athletic company has apologized for supplying Washington with jerseys reading "Natinals." On the positive side, the team can easily rectify the problem by borrowing an o from their win column.

150 fans showed up to watch Washington's Stephen Strasburg at his first workout. The Nationals are hoping they can draw crowds that big during the regular season.

The Washington Nationals have reeled off 8 straight wins, their longest win streak in four years. Their second longest win streak in that time is one. The streak includes two sweeps, three huge come from behind victories, and four Mets fans shooting themselves.