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The Washington Nationals have learned that their top prospect is actually 23 years old, and not the 19 years old he had claimed. The team knew he was really old when he remembered the last time Washington had a good basketball team.

The Washington Nationals have reported that their local TV ratings rose 67 percent this year... to 1.67 people.

Nationals general manager Jim Bowden has resigned after being accused of skimming signing bonuses given to Latin American prospects. But since it's Washington DC, Bowden is one of the cleanest guys in town.

Washington Nationals pitcher Joe Beimel said he'd like to go to another team. In fairness, Washington's entire front office would like to do the same.

The Washington Nationals have appointed bench coach Jim Riggleman as the team's new interim manager because he picked the shortest straw.

The Washington Nationals recently misspelled Teddy Roosevelt's name on thousands of bobbleheads of the former U.S. President. Given their recent struggles, you can't blame them for wanting to re-write history.

The Washington Nationals named Jim Riggleman their permanent manager. In lieu of sending flowers, the family requests donations to the Riggleman Career Memorial Fund.