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An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved waders on and his favorite flies out of their box. Strangely though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forecast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon. The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognize him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it.
With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record more...
i bet, one day, after the world blows up, we'll all look back at global warming and all the other "theories" and just laugh and laugh.
What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.