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A study in Britain shows stressed-out women who work long hours eat more high-fat snacks, exercise less, and smoke more than their male colleagues. The study showed men's reaction to women under such stress was to mercilessly berate them for eating more, not exercising enough and smoking too much.
The report found that poor eating habits were linked to one or more stressful events such as making a presentation, meeting with the boss and in particular, being the subject of a study about stress.
For men, working longer hours has no negative impact on exercise, caffeine intake or smoking, but did increase their state of denial about their receding hairlines, love handles and impotence.
A magnitude 2.4 earthquake struck Berkeley, California early this morning, leaving hundreds of gallons of spilled bong water in its wake.
Marijuana is now the biggest cash crop grown in the US, exceeding traditional harvests such as wheat, corn and soy beans, says a new report.
The report goes on to mention the completely unrelated story that sales of Twinkies and Pringles have increased exponentially.
Amy Winehouse has been granted a divorce from her husband,after a rocky 2 year marriage.The judge has ordered joint custody of all marijuana plants.
San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum is facing misdemeanor charges after a state trooper approached his Mercedes and smelled marijuana. Lincecum was inside and high.
...a group of marijuana growers are suspects in murder of DEA official....law enforcement officials investigating the case say they will solve the case, and are leaving no stoner unturned.