Weed Jokes / Recent Jokes

It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

Two friends signed up for college.

When they looked at their schedules, the first friend noticed he had Logical Reasoning as a class. Not knowing what it was, he went to the class and asked the teacher what logical reasoning was.

The teacher than proceeded to explain: "Do you have a weed eater?"

"Yes," replied the guy.

"You have a weed eater, which means you have a lawn, which means you have a house, which means you have kids, which means you have a wife, which means you're straight."

When he got out of class, he met with his friend who asked him what logical reasoning was about.

"Well," said the guy. "Do you have a weed eater?"

"No," replied the friend.

"Then you're gay!"

Target stores will no longer sell games like Shots and Ladders and Keg Pong because they promote binge drinking. Partiers who enjoy games need not worry, however. Still on the shelves are the marijuana paranoia guessing contest Was That Voice Real or On TV? and the PCP invincibility training kit entitled Twenty Bucks Says You Won’t Punch That Cop.

My friend just bought a High Def TV...
I thought High Definition was smoking weed and reading the dictionary.

A new study shows marijuana smoking by a pregnant mother stunts the growth of her baby.
Maybe that's the reason why, on that old TV show "Family Ties" the one with the tall ex-hippie couple, they picked Michael J. Fox to play their first born son - Alex Keaton.

Marijuana and little people
Too many. I've see I've done too many jokes about marijuana and little people.
What will that lead to - the Munchkins?

...recent studies have shown that marijuana smokers have lower sperm count and slower sperm speed...turns out their sperm was stopping for munchies first.