Weird Jokes / Recent Jokes

'Window Treatments' I'm OK with. But calling a bed a'Sleep System'???

A'Sleep System' is two valium and a shot of Jack Daniels.

There once was a man from Wiscasset
Who couldn't afford him a casket.
So he bought him an axe
and with a couple of whacks,
his wife fit quite well in a basket.

Turns out even less separates man from monkey. Research shows chimps know the difference between five chocolates and four. A pint and a quart. But, apparently, they couldn’t tell the difference between Kirstie Alley and a manatee.

I know men always complain that women talk too much, but I dated this guy that talked so much I got distracted by my own cleavage.

Fortunately, Hamid's new therapist was a Freudian and cured him almost immediately.

When you go three months without a bath, it's important to check for odor.

I don't think this is what little Mary's parents had in mind when they told her to research how to give a great presentation.