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Mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet dear and go and comb your face.
So anyway, this leper goes into a bar. And this guy is in a really advanced state of decay, you know, like the werewolf's friend in American Werewolf in London, towards the end of the movie... Anyhow, he goes into this bar, sits down at the bar and says to the bartender, "Look, before I order, I'd like you to know that I'm aware of how my appearance affects some people, and I'll fully understand it if you refuse to serve me." The bartender, who is looking a little pasty-faced, says, "No, sir, I am a professional, and you are my customer. It is my pleasure to serve you. What would you like?" "A shot of whiskey, if it's not too much trouble." "Coming right up, sir." The bartender pours the drink, then goes to the area behind the bar, ostensibly to wash some glasses, but the leper can hear him puking his guts out. When the bartender returns a moment later, wiping the corner of his mouth with a rag, the leper says, "Look, I told you I would more...
A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn’t leave him with a leg to stand on!
A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!
A skeleton joke
What’s a skeleton’s favorite pop group?
Boney M!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won’t get stake!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!
A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I’m alright nooooooooooooowwwww!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf’s been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!