White-out Jokes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird... she threw it off of a cliff. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves... she fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die, drinking milk... the cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose... bobbing for french fries. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month... the instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops... so they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus. Why do men like blonde jokes... it is one thing they can understand. Why do blondes like lightning... they think someone is taking their picture. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces... from eating with forks. Why do blondes have more fun... they are easier to keep amused. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides... an interpreter. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer... frosted flakes. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a more...

Question and answer blond jokes
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer... there is "white-out" all over the screen. How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer. .. there's writing on the "white-out". Why do blondes wear ear muffs?... to avoid the draft. What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears... trying to hold on to a thought. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?... because it said "concentrate". Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet... she thought it was diet coke. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering... the noise gave her a headache. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips... from trying to blow out lightbulbs. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar... she heard that the drinks were on the house. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs... they don't know the route. Why does blondes have elevator jobs... they like going up and down. Why do blondes more...

How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
There's writing on the white-out.
What do you call the bit of skin between the vagina and anus?
A chin rest.
How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
How many elephants can you fit in a fridge?
None.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.