White-out Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer... there is "white-out" all over the screen. How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer. .. there's writing on the "white-out". Why do blondes wear ear muffs?... to avoid the draft. What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears... trying to hold on to a thought. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?... because it said "concentrate". Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet... she thought it was diet coke. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering... the noise gave her a headache. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips... from trying to blow out lightbulbs. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar... she heard that the drinks were on the house. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs... they don't know the route. Why does blondes have elevator jobs... they like going up and down. Why do blondes more...

She has a hard time alphabetizing a bag of M&M's.She doesn't get the hang of Post-it Notes.You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer monitor.At the board meeting for which she is recording the minutes, she stops the proceedings to ask, "What did fatso say?"Your customers come around only during her lunch period; they peek around the door asking, "Is the coast clear?"When she gets low on typing paper she asks you what to do; you tell her to use copy paper. She then takes a blank piece of typing paper and puts it into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.She rolls her hosiery to just below the knee and keeps it there by tying it in a knot.The Ringling Brothers Clown College announces that she has won a prize for her original make-up.She tries to fax chocolate chip cookies to her daughter in college.She staples her thumbs together more frequently than once a week.Types 60 words per minute.......but not in English.She wears White-Out for nail polish.

10. Day one: Start an official sounding rumor about your boss being considered for a big promotion. Day two: Spread a rumor that the promotion involves your boss heading up a new facility in Bosnia.
9. Whenever a co-worker asks if you want coffee, say, "No thanks, it doesn't mix well with thorazine."
8. Attach 10 or so bottles of white-out to the inside of your suit jacket. Every time you pass a co-worker, surreptitiously open your jacket and whisper, "I got white-out here; three bucks a pop; good quality stuff; who needs white-out?"
7. Bring several large mason jars to work and fill them part way with water and yellow food coloring; display them conspicuously around your work space. Tell anyone who asks about them that you are just taking part in an efficiency study that your boss came up with to cut down on the time employees spend away from their desks.
6. Tell your boss that you intend to spread out your vacation time by taking off one more...