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1981
1. Prince Charles gets married
2. Liverpool Champion's league winner
3. Pope dies.2005
1. Prince Charles gets married
2. Liverpool Champion's league winner
3. Pope dies.If Prince Charles gets married agan and

Darwin award is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by
killing/injuring themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. This year winner was one of the
few Darwin Award nominees to survive his award-winning accomplishment.
In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men were drinking beer and discharging firearms from the rear
deck of a home owned by Irving Michaels, age 27. The men were firing at a raccoon that was wandering
by, but the beer apparently impaired their aim and, despite of the estimated 35 shots the group
fired, the animal escaped into a 3 foot diameter drainage pipe some 100 feet away from Mr. Michaels'
deck.
Determined to terminate the animal, Mr. Michaels retrieved a can of gasoline and poured some down the
pipe, intending to smoke the animal out. After several unsuccessful attempts to ignite the fuel,
Michaels emptied the entire 5 gallon fuel can down the pipe and tried to more...

Udurawana gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch
manager."

Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...

Udurawana: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Udurawana: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Udurawana: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..

THE BEST
Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Udurawana stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & more...

Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced
You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual honor given to
the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing
themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which
toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out
of it.
In 1996 the winner was an air force sergeant who attached a JATO unit
to his car and crashed into a cliff several hundred feet above the
roadbed.
And now, the 1997 winner: Larry Waters of Los Angeles - one of the few
Darwin winners to survive his award-winning accomplishment. Larry's
boyhood dream was to fly. When he graduated from high school, he
joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot. Unfortunately, poor
eyesight disqualified him. When he was finally discharged, he had to
satisfy himself with watching jets fly over his backyard.
One day, Larry, more...