Wisdom Jokes / Recent Jokes
To care for wisdom and truth and improvement of the soul is far better than to seek money and honor and reputation. Socrates
For all new dads, or those contemplating becoming a dad, it is necessary for you to learn these Words of Wisdom:
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
No one said life was supposed to be fair.
Close the door. Were you raised in a barn?
You didn't beat me. I let you win.
No! We're not there yet.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
You call that noise "music"?
As long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules.
When I was your age, I treated MY father with respect.
Because I said so. That's why!
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
Do as I say, not as I do.
You want something to do? I'll give you something to do.
So, you think you're smart, do you?
What do I look like, a bank?
I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
I don't care what other people are doing! I'm not everyone else's father!
What part of NO don't you understand?
Enough is enough!
Don't make me stop more...
Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Mae West Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Jimi Hendrix The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Marty Feldman How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. Steve Martin If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. Samuel Palmer
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
Wisdom is a tree that grows in the heart, and it's fruit appears upon the tongue. Friedrich Diez