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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What's the witches favourite pop group? Broomski Beat!
Why do witches have stiff joints? They get broomatism!
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie.
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What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
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What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
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What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
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What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!
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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!
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What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!
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Why won’t a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!
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What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!
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What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!
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What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!
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What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!
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What’s a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!