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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
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What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!
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What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
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How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!
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What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!
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How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!
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What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!
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What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!
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What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!
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What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A catastrophe!
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Why are black cats such good singers?
They’re very mewsical!
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Who did the wizard marry?
His ghoul-friend!
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Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?
To keep his trousers up!
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Why is a witches face like a million dollars?
It’s all green and wrinkly!
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How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the “w”!
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What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it’s breath!
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What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!
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What do witches sing at Christmas?
“Deck the halls with poison ivy…. ”!
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What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!
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What do little witches like to play at school?
Bat’s cradle!
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What do witches eat for dinner?
Real toad in the hole!
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Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed!
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What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!
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How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch…!
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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!
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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!
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When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
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Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they’d be a foot!
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What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I Scream.
Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos.
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. more...
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Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They’ll sweep them off their feet!
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What sound does a witch make when she cries?
“Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo”!
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Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook!
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Is it true that a witch won’t hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!
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What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!
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Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!