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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!
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What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!
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When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it’s a baby witch!
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Who’s the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!
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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas!
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What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!
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Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
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Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it’s quicker than walking!
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What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!
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What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!
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What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!
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What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One’s a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!
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Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!
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Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!
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What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
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Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive?
The witch!
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What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
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Why is “S” the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!
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What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
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What’s a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!
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What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!
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What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!
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Why do witches go to the docks?
To see the bats being launched!
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Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!
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What is an octopus?
An eight sided cat!
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Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!
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Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!