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Why are there no phone books in China?
Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

A Chinese couple got married and were now known as Mr. Wong and Mrs. Wong. However, they didn't know why, but they couldn't have white children. So they went to the doctor to find out what the problem was, and they told him the story and the doctor replied, "Didn't you know?" "Two Wongs don't make a white!"

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy! "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby"? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong!

Why are there no phone books in China? Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongshave a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents."What will you name the baby"? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,"Well, two Wongs dont make a white, so I think wewill name him Sum Ting Wong!