Woof Jokes / Recent Jokes
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof."The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There areonly nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for thesame price."The dog replied "What, and ruin the punchline?!"
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them.
The cat was between the mice and their hole. The mother mouse puffed up her lungs and went, "Woof! Woof!" The cat turned tail and ran. With that, the mother quickly led her children back to safety in their hole.
When they were settled, and breathing normally, Mother Mouse said to her children, "Now, what's the lesson from that experience?"
"We don't know," the baby mice squeaked.
"It is this," said Mother Mouse. "It's always good to know a second language."
There is this blond, redhead, and a burnet and they all break out of jail when the nearest place was a barnyard . well they go in and there was 3 sacks so they all decide to go hide in one. well, the police go in and find the first sack and it is full of puppies and so the burnet says woof woof no one here sargent. they go to the second one and it is full of kittens and the redhead says meow meow no one here sargent and they go to the 3rd sack and it is full of potatoes and the blond says potatoes potatoes.
one day a blonde, a burnette, and a red head were robing a bank.the police were coming so they ran in to a barn and in some sacks.the policeran to the barn and kicked the burnettes bag.the burnette said"woof, woof"The police said "Just a bag of puppies"So they whent to the red heads bag and kicked it.The redhead said "meow, meow"The police said "just a bag of kittens."Finally they got to the blondes bag and kicked it.the blonde said"potatoes, potatoes"
there is three women, one brunette, one red head and one blone.
they have escaped from jail and run to a farm
they hear someone coming and hide in potato sacks
the people kick the first bag the brunette is in she answers meow meow so they think its a cat and leave it alone
the kick the redheads bag and she answers woof woof so they think its a cat and they leave it alone
they kick the blondes bag and she answers...
potatos! potatos!!!