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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof... woof."The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There areonly nine words here. You could send another' woof' for thesame price."The dog replied "What, and ruin the punchline?!"

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, “Woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof…woof. ”The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, “There areonly nine words here. You could send another ‘woof’ for thesame price. ”
The dog replied “What, and ruin the punchline?! ”

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound)
"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."
Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

There were these three girls: a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They were all running from the police for the same thing.
So they all run into an alley. There is nothing there but a trash can, a dumpster, and a potato sack.
So then the brunette runs and jump in the trash can and says "when the police come and kick the trash can ima sound like a cat meow meow.
Then the red head goes and jumps in the dumpster and says "when the police come and kick the dumpster ima sound like a dog woof woof.
then the blonde is looking around and says "well there is nothing left but a potato sack.
So the police come into the alley and kicks the trash can and the brunette says meow meow like a cat. then they go and kick the dumpster and the red head goes woof woof like a dog. finally the go to the potato sack and kick it and the blonde goes po-ta-to!!

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all."

What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.

Once a sardar and 2 dogs were sent to space. The ground station was giving instruction from earth. The session goes as follows:
Ruby?
Woof!
Press the red button.
Woof! Woof!
Moti?
Woof!
Press the white button and switch on the monitor.
Woof! Woof!
Sardarji?
Woof!
Stop barking and feed the dogs, don't touch anything.