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The insane create worlds, the sane live in them... the sane create cages, the insane live in them.
There were three midgets. Each one wanted to win a world record.
The first midget went in to the place for world records and said I want to see if I have the worlds smallest hands.
He came happy and said i got the record.
So the second one goes in and says I want to see if I can get the record for the worlds smallest feet.
He came out all happy and said i got the record.
Then the last one goes in and said I want to see if I have the worlds smallest penis. He came out all sad and said, "Who the in the hell Michael Jackson?!"
How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.
Who was the worlds greatest thief? Atlas, because he held up the whole world!