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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

MURPHY`S LAWS ON WORK
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Don`t be irreplaceable, if you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
If at first you don`t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
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Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face? Cum on Eileen.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have AIDS?
Your mother telling you.

Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
* Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrow.
* Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
* Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
* Carrie Snow

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
* Bette Davis

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
* Catherine Aird

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
* Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
* Jane Sellman

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
* Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally more...