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Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
Things are more like today than they ever were before.
Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
Things get worse under pressure.
Things go right so they can go wrnog.
Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
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This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists and not enough hunchbacks.
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George was a pious man who prided himself in putting all his trust in God. One day a terrible storm hit.& The whole community was told to evacuate because of the danger from the nearby river. The police went from house to houe telling people to leave. George just said, "God will protect me." The storm got worse and worse.& The water began to rise.& & Afraid the dam would break, George climbed up onto his roof. The dam did break.& Soon the waters were rising even higher. A rescue boat finally worked its way out to him, "Hop in, buddy," they shouted over the roar of the water. "God will save me." Authorities were really concerned now.& They sent a helicopter to take him off the roof. Again he refused. The waters finally swept him away. When he came to the gates of heaven he was stunned to find that he had died. "Why didn`t God save me?" "What do you mean?& What more did you want? "He send the police, a boat, and a helicopter!"a
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
One morning micky mouse woke up got dressed and looked out his bedroom window "oh what a beuatifull day he thought "when all of a sudden he looked down in the snow and written in urin a message sayed "micky sucks" so he whent to the police to see who did, it the next morning the police called him and says " hey mickey we have bad news and worse news, the bad news is its goofy's urin, the worse news is its minnies handwriting.
Dear Abby:My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. To make matters worse, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and BS with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter left home he doesn't even pretend to like me and he hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do? Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore - you're a United States Senator from New York now!