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Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.
Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.
The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only more...
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped. Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane. The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there more...
George Bush, Mikhael Gorbachev and Laloo Yadav were discussing socialism. The US president said that it was most prevalent in his country as millionaries and poorer people owned cars. Gorbachev said that it was more visible in USSR as both he and his orderly stood in queues for bread. Laloo Yadav gave a disgusted look and asked why the two were still discussing socialism when his state had already advanced to communism. The two statesmen looked aghast as Yadav explained: "In Bihar, the state has withered away!"
Narasimha Rao, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Laloo Yadav died
and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like
talking to their family members.
So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say
that they would want to make a phone call to their
respective houses. Yamaraj says,
`OK, but you will be charged at international rates for
the phone call!`.
Next they make a phone call each and are then given
their bill. Narasimha Rao`s bill will read Rs. 50, 000,
Mulayam Singh`s, Rs. 45, 000 and Laloo`s bill Rs. 1. 50.
Narasimha Rao and Mulayam Singh are pretty upset and
think this is unfair,
`How could you charge him just Rs. 1. 50?`.
Yamaraj replies,
`That`s because from hell to Bihar,
it`s only a local call.`
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were travelling by
a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting,
"This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are
five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am
taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the
luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped offthe plane.
Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very
important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest
politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country,
and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage
area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.
The old saint said to the school boy, more...