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Scenario: International Summit in Paris.
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President).
The waiter ask "le apperitive?"
All of them answer "oui!"
The waiter looks at Zedillo "Le tequila?"
Zedillo: "oui!"
The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "oui!"
Finally the waiter looks at Clinton "Le whisky?"
Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT BITCH"