Yogi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. Why is there only one Yogi Bear?
A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." "If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them." "No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded." "We made too many wrong mistakes." "You can observe a lot by just watching." "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4." - Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra Quotes
“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. ”
“Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical. ”
“If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s gonna stop them. ”
“No wonder nobody comes here; it’s too crowded. ”
“We made too many wrong mistakes. ”
“You can observe a lot by just watching. ”
“I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4. ” - Yogi Berra

Q. Why is there only one Yogi Bear? A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.""If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.""No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded.""We made too many wrong mistakes.""You can observe a lot by just watching.""I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4." - Yogi Berra

A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him.

Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.

A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.