Yoko Ono Jokes

Yoko Ono is suing the makers of the movie "Expelled" over the illegal use of the song "Imagine." She's even threatening to date the director and break up the production company.

Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her.

Asian chicks are hot, but Yoko Ono was nasty.
I heard John Lennon used to scream out her last name during sex.

Yoko Ono's driver is in some hot water after handing her a letter saying "he had people on standby waiting to kill her on his orders." Yet another outstanding group Ono is responsible for breaking up.

A chauffeur for Yoko Ono has been arrested for trying to extort $2 million from her by threatening to circulate embarrassing photos, according to police.











I guess he hadn't seen this album cover or he would have realized it was useless to try to embarrass her with photographs.

Next thing you know someone's going to blackmail her by threatening to circulate atonal, horrible sounding, avant-garde recordings.