Footage Jokes

Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her.

A professor of clinical psychology at Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand, included a lecture on crowd psychology in his annual course. To illustrate mass hysteria, he regularly showed TV news footage of teenage crowds greeting the Beatles at the local airport in the 1960's. One year, when he ran the footage, he heard squeals and bursts of laughter from his students. When the film ended he asked what had caused the hilarity. Replied one student, "We recognized some of our mothers!"

Any footage of audience "laughing" at Pauly's "jokes" proven fake as well.

Sahara had been in chat rooms for several months and met a guy on the net:
suocnon_ris: U know wat would be really cool?
sahara_19: no wat
suocnon_ris: if u would take some nude pics and post them on myspace
sahara_19: NO WAY
suocnon_ris: i'll pay u for every pic
sahara_19:how much?
suocnon_ris: how ever much g2g
sahara_19: wait how much?
Sahara didn't feel right about the guy, so she went and spoke to her dad thinking about collage and all.
Sahara: dad i met this guy on the net
Dad: yeah?
Sahara: yeah and he said i should take some pics
Dad: What type of pics?
Sahara: nude
Dad: its up to you
Sahara needing the money went to her room and took the pics then got back on the net and posted them. the next day she was on the net and looked at the comments
suocnon_ris: nice pics so how much do i owe u?
sahara_19: well $25 for each pic so $150
suocnon_ris: k but u know wat would be even better
if u got some pics more...

Spokesman Shows Footage of President Tumbling from Bike

In what some political insiders were calling an attempt to lower expectations in the days leading up to the first presidential debate, the White House today announced that President Bush has an I.Q. of 67.

"The president is far, far less intelligent than is commonly thought," White House spokesman Scott McClellan told reporters. "Even the simplest tasks remain well beyond his reach."

Reinforcing the impression that the president will be overmatched in Thursday's debate with Sen. John Kerry, Mr. McClellan showed reporters never-before-seen footage of Mr. Bush oafishly tumbling from his mountain bike.

"What a moron," Mr. McClellan said.

The White House spokesman said that Mr. Bush cannot possibly be expected to do well in a debate with Sen. Kerry, who Mr. McClellan said "has an I.Q. of 193" and "is widely considered the best debater more...