"BAD Pictures" joke

Sahara had been in chat rooms for several months and met a guy on the net:
suocnon_ris: U know wat would be really cool?
sahara_19: no wat
suocnon_ris: if u would take some nude pics and post them on myspace
sahara_19: NO WAY
suocnon_ris: i'll pay u for every pic
sahara_19:how much?
suocnon_ris: how ever much g2g
sahara_19: wait how much?
Sahara didn't feel right about the guy, so she went and spoke to her dad thinking about collage and all.
Sahara: dad i met this guy on the net
Dad: yeah?
Sahara: yeah and he said i should take some pics
Dad: What type of pics?
Sahara: nude
Dad: its up to you
Sahara needing the money went to her room and took the pics then got back on the net and posted them. the next day she was on the net and looked at the comments
suocnon_ris: nice pics so how much do i owe u?
sahara_19: well $25 for each pic so $150
suocnon_ris: k but u know wat would be even better
if u got some pics of u and ur dad!
sahara_19: NO WAY NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!! besides he wouldn't even go for it
suocnon_ris: i pay twice as much
sahara_19: no way definitly not
suocnon_ris: g2g
So Sahara went and told her dad and, to her suprise, he was all for it. So she went to her room first, followed by her dad, and they took the pics. She spent hours cleaning herself where he touched her then posted them.
suocnon_ris: not bad so how much do i owe u now?
sahara_19: $100 for every pic so $1125
suocnon_ris: k but u know id pay more if u got footage of u and ur dad DOING IT
sahara: no way wat r u preverted or somthin? besides hed never go for it
suocnon_ris:Ill pay wat ever amount u want for it plz
sahara_19:no way ill even ask my dad and he'll say the same thing
suocnon_ris:g2g
Sahara went and told her dad and he exploded. But after a few hours of his ranting and raving and her crying he finally agreed. so she went to her room followed by her dad and they took the footage. she spent the next day in the shower then posted the footage.
suocnon_ris:that was great but u want to know wat id pay even more than i payed for that one if u get footage of it again!
sahara_19: no way u owe me $3550 and i want it now
suocnon_ris:brb
Sahara had been getting suspicious so she jumped into her car and drove to her dads work. She went into his office and found that he was suocnon_ris all along, and that ever since she was a little girl he wanted to have sex with her, but her mom wouldn't let him, so he killed her. Sahara, shaken, drove home before her dad was back from his break, and sure enough, she found the money in the mail box. When she got home she locked herself in her room and refused to come out. After her dad went to bed she went to the bathroom and killed herself. She left him a note explaining her actions, and after reading the note he got scared and took the money with a couple of friends, and stayed the night at the Holiday Inn. Only to be killed by her in the bathroom.