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A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes."St. Peter, "I can't answer that question...but see God walking around over there? Ask him." Zebra to God, "God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"God looks at the zebra sagely and states, "You are what you are."Frustrated, the zebra returns to St. Peter.What did He say," asks S.P."Oh,," replies the zebra. "He just said, 'You are what you are,' and I still don't know whether I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes.""Oh, that's easy," says S.P. "You are white with black stripes.""How do you know?" asks the zebra. "Well," says S.P., "if you were black with white stripes he would have said 'you is what you is.'"
A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him "You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him.
So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God answered, "You are what you are." The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him,
"Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."
"What was the answer," St. Peter asked. "Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are."' "Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse with black stripes." "How do you know that?" asked the zebra. "Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: "You is what you is".
There was a Zebra and he wanted to know if he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes.
So the zebra asked this man and said "Am I white with black stripes or am I black with white stripes?"
The man said that he was not shure and to ask God, so he did.
Then God said that "you are what you are."
The next day the first man asked what God said.
So the zebra told him that the God said "I am what I am", and the man said that he was white with black stripes.
So the zebra said that if I was black with white stripes I would be I is what I is.
A leopard went to an optometrist because he thought he should have his eyes examined."every time i look at my wife, i see spots before my eyes,"he exclaimed."you've nothing to worry about'"said the doctor."all leapords have spots." "of course i know'"said the leapord, looking even worried,"but my wife is a zebra."