Zebra Jokes / Recent Jokes
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, Who is the king of the jungle? and the deer replied, Oh, you are, Master. The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, Who is the king of the jungle? and the zebra replied, Oh, you are, Master. The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. Who is the king of the jungle? he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, Okay, okay, theres no need to get mad just because you dont know the answer.
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes." St. Peter, "I can't answer that question... but see God walking around over there? Ask him." Zebra to God, "God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" God looks at the zebra sagely and states, "You are what you are." Frustrated, the zebra returns to St. Peter. What did He say," asks S. P." Oh,," replies the zebra. "He just said,' You are what you are,' and I still don't know whether I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes." "Oh, that's easy," says S. P. "You are white with black stripes." "How do you know?" asks the zebra. "Well," says S. P., "if you were black with white stripes he would have said' you is what you is.'"
Pittsburgh State football player Joe Windscheffel will miss the upcoming season after being attacked by a zebra. The attack left him injured and terrified of referees.
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a
photo-safari in Africa. They drive out on the savanna in their jeep, stop and
scout the horizon with their binoculars.
The biologist: "Look! There is a herd of zebras! And there, in the middle, a
white zebra! It is fantastic! There are white zebras! We will be famous!"
The statistician: "It is not significant. We only know there is one white
zebra."
The mathematician: "Actually, we only know there exists a zebra, which is white
on one side."
The computer scientist: "Oh, no! A special case!"
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal." See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father." Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."
This boy went for a trip around the world to impress his mum so he gots on the plane and the captain says take of.
Next he goes to the zoo and a kid says zebra.
Later on he goes to a hospital and someone squels (BABY).
So he goes home and his mum says what have you learnt and he says TAKE OF ZEBRA BABY