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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
The circus was finishing its final performance in the country town when one of its zebras had a stroke. The local veterinarian prescribed a few weeks' rest for the beast, so the circus owner made arrangements to board it at a nearby farm.
The zebra took to the new life immediately and spent the first day meeting all the animals of the barnyard.
He came across a chicken and said, "I'm a zebra, who are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"What do you do?" asked the zebra.
"I scratch around and lay eggs," said the chicken.
Moving on, the zebra found a cow. He introduced himself saying, "I'm a zebra. Who are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"What do you do?" asked the zebra.
"I graze in the field and give milk," said the cow.
The zebra met a bull next. "I'm a zebra," he said. "Who are you?"
"I'm a bull," said the more...
zebra walks on the farm, bumps into the cow! hey miss cow what do you do on this farm; i supply the farmer with milk;; he wonders a little further . and pumps into the chicken! hey miss chicken what do you do on this farm;; i supply the farmer with eggs,, ok then he bumps into the stallion!!! hey mister stallion, what do you do on this farm;;;;; if you take off them fancy... striped pjays... i, ll show you.
An 18-year-old Texas man has been arrested and accused of killing a zebra in a drive-by shooting.
Depending on where the bullet hit the zebra, the man may be charged with a hate crime.
A zebra had died and when he got to Heaven he asked the guard, out of curiosity, if he was white with black strips or black with white strips. The guard said that he would see God roaming around Heaven and the zebra could ask Him. A couple weeks later he finally sees God and asks, "Out of curiosity, am I white with black stripes or black with white strips." God answered, "You are what your are." The zebra was puzzled, but went along anyway. A few days later the zebra sees the guard again. The guard said, "So did you see God? What did he say?" The zebra replied, "Well, he said 'You are what are what your are.'" The guard goes, "Oh, then it means that you are white with black stripes." The zebra asked, "How do you know?" The guard answered, "If you were black with white stripes, He would have said 'You is what you is'."