"What did the blonde name her pet zebra?" joke

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.

A miserable-looking man was sitting in a bar one night.

"Why are you looking so sad?" asked the barman.

"My wife's made me a millionaire." said the man.

"If my wife made me a millionaire, I'd be the happiest man on more...

What is a dolphins favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Furry!
Furry who?
Furry's a jolly good fellow!