"Millionaire" joke

A miserable-looking man was sitting in a bar one night.

"Why are you looking so sad?" asked the barman.

"My wife's made me a millionaire." said the man.

"If my wife made me a millionaire, I'd be the happiest man on earth", said the barman.

"Yes, but before I met her I was a multimillionaire."

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.

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What is a dolphins favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Furry!
Furry who?
Furry's a jolly good fellow!

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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.

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