"2 Boys Crying and 1 boy laughing" joke

There were three people on a plane: Michael Jordan, President Bush, and a soldier.
The soldier said "I want to help those who are starving" and threw out an apple.
Michael Jordan said "OH YEAH! I want to help them out even more." and threw out a watermelon.
Bush said "I want to stop all the fighting and wars", so he threw out a bomb.
When the plane landed, they say 2 boys crying and one boy laughing.
They walked to the first boy who was crying and asked him what was wrong.
He stated "I was walking home from school and this apple hit me on my head. It reallys hurts". They said sorry and explained what had happened.
Then they walked to the second boy who was crying and asked him what was wrong.
He said "My friends and I were playing and out of no where a watermelon smacked me on my head." They said sorry and explained what happened.
Then they walked to the boy who was laughing his ass off. They said
"What the hell is so funny?"
He took a deep breath and said.
"Well I was walking home from school. Then I farted and the house behind me blew up!"