"3 Men lost in forest" joke
There were three men lost in a forest. They had been there for a while and were starving. But soon the found a cabin. They knocked and an old lady came out.
"Ma'am" the first man said, "We've been lost in this forest for 3 days and we need something to eat. Can you spare any of your food?"
The old lady thought about it then said "Well I haven't had a man in about 40 years. If each of you have sex with me I'll give you something to eat"
The first man looked around then said, "You guys wait outside, I'll do her 3 times. One for each of us."
He then told the old lady she had to close her eyes. He grab an ear of corn she had on the table and used it. When he was done with it he tossed it out the window. He repeated it two more times. When they were done he went outside and told the guys to come in so that they could eat.
They replied "No, thanks. That corn on the cob with cream filled us up!"
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