"3 Wishes" joke
A rabbit and a bear were walking thru the woods when they saw a magic lamp. They ran up to it and the genie came out.
"I'll grant u 3 wishes each for freeing me. The bear can start," said the genie
"I wish every bear in the entire forest, except me, was a female!" said the bear.
"Wish granted," said the genie. And then the rabbit took his turn.
"I wish I had a motorcycle that could go faster then anything in the world" said the rabbit.
"Wish granted," said the genie. And a shiny new motorcycle stood in front of the rabbit.
"Ok," said the bear, "I wish every bear in the country, except for me, was a female!
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
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His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
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funniest F****** joke ever
byya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer