"3 pakistanis and 3 indians" joke

3 Pakistani`s & 3 Indians are traveling by train to a
cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the
station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as
the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks one of the INDIAN "Watch and learn
"answer one of the PAKISTANI`s.

They all board the train. the INDIANS take their
seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
close the door behind them. Shortly after the train
departs, the conductor comes around collecting
tickets.

He knock on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
please." the door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it
and moves on.

The INDIANS see this and agree it was a clever idea.
so after the game, they decide to copy the PAKISTANI
style on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. to their astonishment,

the PAKISTANI don`t buy the ticket at all! "How come are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed INDIAN, "watch and learn, " answers a PAKISTANI when they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet
and soon after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another toilet.

The train departs shortly afterwards, one of the
PAKISTANI leaves the toilet and walk over the toilet where the INIDANS are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket Please." the
door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand the PAKISTANI takes the ticket and
goes back into his toilet. ..