"50 Blonde Joke" joke

How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in handicapped zones.
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It is the one with the kickstand.
What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Where do you look for blondes' obituaries?
Under "Home Improvements."
Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight.
Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
Light reading.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.
Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski?
He couldn't find a lake with a slope.
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Why couldn't the blonde bob for apples?
His sister was using the toilet.
A blonde is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his window seat?
Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Donna: I dunno. How?
Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row.
Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
What did the blonde do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
He turned it over and used the other side.
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!
Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.
What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first.
Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
How does a blonde hemophiliac treat himself?
Acupuncture.
Why did the blonde get so excited after he finished the jigsaw puzzle i