"A Good Shot" joke
Tired of hearing how he was the greatest shot in the state, Frank bet Oscar that if they went in the woods, he could find an animal he couldn’t hit. Oscar’s ego was such that he accepted the bet willingly, and the next morning the two men went tramping through the woods.
Suddenly Frank spotted a squirrel at the top of a distant tree. The towering oak had to be a thousand yards away… beyond the range of his companion’s shotgun. “There, ” he said, “Hit that squirrel. ”
Taking aim, Oscar fired; an instant later the squirrel scurried down the tree.
Frank beamed, “Well ole pal, looks like you lose. ”
“Lose? ” Oscar declared. “You just witnessed a miracle. ”
“What miracle is that? ”
“A squirrel running with it’s heart shot out. ”
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