"A Russian, A Cuban..." joke
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are in a train.
The Russian opens his pack and removes a bottle of vodka. He says to the others, "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world. So vast are the quantities of superior vodka that we make in Russia, that we can just throw it away." After this, he stands, opens the window, and throws the bottle through it. He closes the window. Everyone else is visibly impressed.
After a moment, the Cuban takes out a pack of cigars. He removes one, lights it, blows a ring of smoke and says, "Well, in Cuba we don't concern ourselves too much with vodka. We make the best cigars in the whole world. We have so many great cigars, we can just throw them away." And he gets up, takes his entire box of cigars, and throws it out the window, and closes the window again.
The American stands, without a word, opens the window and throws the lawyer through it.
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