"A couple celebrating their fiftieth anniversary stroll down" joke

Childhood sweethearts, a couple celebrating their fiftieth anniversary stroll down to their old school and find the desk they'd shared where he had carved, "1 love you Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money falls from a passing armoured car. They find $50, 000 in the bag. He says, "We must give it back." She says, "Finders keepers." Later that day, police ask them if they know anything about the missing money. She says, "No." He says, "She's lying. She hid it in the attic." She says, "He's getting senile." One officer asks him to tell the story from the beginning. He says, "Sally and 1 were walking home from school..." The officer says to his partner, "Come on we are wasting our time here!"

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