"A tip from Grandma" joke
Grandaughter informed grandma that she has just found her first boyfriend and they have a date on the next Saterday.Grandma said "on this first date your boyfriend is going to kiss you and you are going to like it, thereafter he is going to fondle your breast and you are going to like it, the emotions will rise very fast and he may end up on top of you doing exactly what you must never do because you will disgrace our family.Listen my child never ever agree that this boy must disgrace our family.Grandaughter agreed and made a concrete promise that things will never be alowed to go that far.Back from the date Grandaughter explained to grandma that everything went exactly as she predicted but when the time came that the boy must be on top, she just flipped him over and she got on top to disgrace his family. Grandma fainted.
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