Disgrace Jokes

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family.With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said.But she said "grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family.When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family!"

Grandaughter informed grandma that she has just found her first boyfriend and they have a date on the next Saterday.Grandma said "on this first date your boyfriend is going to kiss you and you are going to like it, thereafter he is going to fondle your breast and you are going to like it, the emotions will rise very fast and he may end up on top of you doing exactly what you must never do because you will disgrace our family.Listen my child never ever agree that this boy must disgrace our family.Grandaughter agreed and made a concrete promise that things will never be alowed to go that far.Back from the date Grandaughter explained to grandma that everything went exactly as she predicted but when the time came that the boy must be on top, she just flipped him over and she got on top to disgrace his family. Grandma fainted.

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There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family.
With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said "grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let Him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..." Granny fainted.