"Actually…." joke

* Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear! * Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet…. Miss a car payment. * Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day. * On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish * In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends. * On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot. * On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church * Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.

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