"Addicted to Wocka?" joke

You know you're addicted to Wocka.com when...
1.) You have dreamt of Wocka in your sleep, and have actually made up a joke in your sleep.
2.) You've added people to your buddy list JUST to see the last time that they've logged in.
3.) The top username in the rankings is your idol.
4.) You have a notebook filled up with all the jokes you've made up.
5.) If you get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, you just HAVE to check how your new joke is doing, along with reading a "quickie" joke.
6.) You know the Wocka point system by heart. (hmmmmm)
7.) As you read this list, you're thinking about forwarding it to your friends.
8.) The only way that you keep in contact with your friends is by sending them jokes from Wocka.
9.) You twitch after you have been without Wocka for a long period of time (2 days for me!)
10.) You have cussed someone out just because they submitted a joke before you.
11.) You have cussed someone out just because they reported your joke as a dupe.
12.) As you read this list, you keep nodding your head and smiling. You also say things like, "Oh crap," and "Whoops!"
13.) You know that the blonde category has the most jokes in it.
14.) You have seen a joke, not on another website, but on WOCKA, and you submit the EXACT SAME joke just to see if it gets a higher ranking than the other one.
15.) You have a pet named "Wocka."
16.) You have a couple other friends that you have made an agreement to rate each other's jokes full smileys.
17.) After reading #13, you actually thought of going to the blonde jokes just to see how many jokes there are in the blonde category.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF!