Category Jokes

You know you're addicted to Wocka.com when...
1.) You have dreamt of Wocka in your sleep, and have actually made up a joke in your sleep.
2.) You've added people to your buddy list JUST to see the last time that they've logged in.
3.) The top username in the rankings is your idol.
4.) You have a notebook filled up with all the jokes you've made up.
5.) If you get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, you just HAVE to check how your new joke is doing, along with reading a "quickie" joke.
6.) You know the Wocka point system by heart. (hmmmmm)
7.) As you read this list, you're thinking about forwarding it to your friends.
8.) The only way that you keep in contact with your friends is by sending them jokes from Wocka.
9.) You twitch after you have been without Wocka for a long period of time (2 days for me!)
10.) You have cussed someone out just because they submitted a joke before you.
11.) You have cussed someone out more...

The official list of types of pussy found throughout the land.
1. Expensive pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of the pussy found on the USC campus falls into this category.
Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.
Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.
2. Cheap pussy: Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shakes it off.
Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.
Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can more...